{"id":117,"date":"2006-04-28T16:50:24","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T14:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/psikologjia.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2006-04-28T16:50:24","modified_gmt":"2006-04-28T14:50:24","slug":"humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/s9-interaktiv\/c52-humor\/humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">Humor nga psikologjia si dhe rreth psikologjise. <\/span><br \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\">Dy perosona takohen pas shum&euml; koqe pasi jan&euml; liruar nga spitali, af&euml;r post&euml;s. Nj&euml;ri: &quot;Tung, &ccedil;ka po b&euml;n?&quot;, p&euml;rgjigjet tjetri: &quot;Qe d&euml;rgova nj&euml; let&euml;r.&quot; Prap i pari: &quot;E kujt ia d&euml;rgove?&quot;. I dyti: &quot;Vetit ia d&euml;rgova.&quot; I par&euml; prap shum&euml; kurreshtar: &quot;E &ccedil;ka shkruan n&euml; t&euml;?&quot;. P&euml;rgjigjet ky: &quot;Nuk e di, s&#39;me ka ardh ende.&quot;<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\">&quot;Z. Doktor un&euml; gjith&euml;mon&euml; d&euml;gjoj z&euml;ra, por nuk shoh asnj&euml;ri.&quot; &#8211; &quot;Kur ndodh kjo?&quot; -&quot;Gjith&euml;nj&euml;her&euml; kur un&euml; foli n&euml; telefon.&quot;<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;M&euml; falni, po k&euml;rkoj stacionin e trenit.&quot; -&quot;S&#39;ka problem, po ju fali. Vet&euml;m vazhdoni t&euml; k&euml;rkoni.&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;Ju uroj. Ju kam sh&euml;ruar nga mania.&quot; -&quot;&Ccedil;ka ka k&euml;tu p&euml;r t&euml; m&euml; uruar. Dje isha Napoleoni, kurse sot nuk jam askushi.&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">N&euml; dhom&euml;n e pritj&euml;s tek nj&euml; psikolog, ngritet nj&euml; person n&euml; k&euml;mg&euml; dhe rrah gjoksin duke b&euml;rtitur &quot;Un&euml; jam tarzani!&quot; Hyn doktori dhe e pyet &quot;Kush ju ka th&euml;n&euml; k&euml;t&euml;?&quot; -&quot;Zoti i dashur.&quot; Lajm&euml;rohet nj&euml; tjet&euml;r nga qoshja e dhom&euml;s &quot;&Ccedil;ka paskam th&euml;n&euml; un&euml;?&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Vjen nj&euml; nymfomane te psikologu. Ai &quot;Shtrijuni n&euml; couch ju lutem&#8230;&quot; Ajo sh&euml;nd&euml;rrit nga g&euml;zimi &quot;Nga e dit&euml;t kaq shpejt&euml;, se &ccedil;ka m&euml; mungon?&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;Z. Doktor kam ndjenj&euml;n se ashkush nuk m&euml; merr&euml; seriozisht.&quot; &quot;Po b&euml;n hajgare.&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;Z. Doktor vuaj nga humbja e kujtes&euml;s.&quot; -&quot;Q&euml;kur&nbsp;ndodh kjo?&quot; -&quot;&Ccedil;ka ashtu?&quot;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Nje njeri vjen me vajzen e tij te psikiatri. &quot; Zoti Doktor, duhet te na ndihmoni. Vajza jone beson se eshte pule.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Qe sa kohe mendon keshtu?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Ka tri vite.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;E pse nuk keni ardhur me heret, por tash?&quot;&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;Sepse tash kemi nevoje per ve&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Nje psikiater i thot shokut te tij, poashtu psikiater: &quot;E kam nje rast shume te rralle ne terapi momentalisht. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Pacienti jo vetem qe beson se perbehet&nbsp;nga dy persona (trupa) &#8211; jo, ai edhe paguan per te dyte.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Pacientja i thot mjekut: &quot;Me puthni.&quot; <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Psikiatri:&quot; Nuk ben, ne fakt une as qe duhej te isha i shtrire ketu me ju ne couch.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Takohen dy psikolog ne rruge. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">&quot;Hallo, si ndihem une sot?&quot; &quot;Shume mire, po une?&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Pyet psikiatri pacientin e tij te ri: &quot;A vuani nga illuzionet perverse?&quot; &quot;Perkundrazi, une i shijoj ato.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Nje paciente te psikologu: &quot;Zoti&nbsp;psikolog me mua nuk deshiron askush te flas.&quot; Psikologu: &quot;Le te hyje tjetri.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Psikoterapeuti e pyet pacientin: &quot;A keni te aferm?&quot; Pacienti: &quot;Nje vella binjak. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Gjithemone na kane ngaterruar. Kur ai ka bere dicka, me kane rrahur mua. Por tani ia kam kthyer (i kam marre hak).&quot; <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Terapeuti: &quot;Po si ia bere?&quot; Pacienti: &quot;Javen e kalur kam vdekur une, por ate e kane varros.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\">&nbsp;<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana\">Nje psikolog hyp i rraskapitur ne nje taxi. Vozitesi: &quot;Ku deshironi te shkoni?&quot; Psikologu: &quot;Me voziteni ku te doni, per mua ka nevoje gjitheku.&quot;<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: justify\" class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\"><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Nj&euml; njeri mbeti i pamartuar, sepse tere jeten kerkonte femer te persosur. Kur u be 70 vje&ccedil;ar, dikush e pyeti:<\/font><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana\"><font face=\"Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" color=\"#c0c0c0\"><br \/><font color=\"#000000\">&quot;Ke udhetuar tere boten. Si nuk e gjete nje femer te persosur?&quot; Plaku u pikellua shume dhe tha: &quot;Njehere isha afer nje femre te tille.&quot; Tjetri vazdoi: &quot;Po &ccedil;&#038;<br \/>\n#39;ndodhi? Perse nuk u martove me te?&quot; Plaku, edhe me tej i pikelluar, ia ktheu: &quot;&Ccedil;&#39;te beja. Ajo po ashtu kerkonre mashkullin e persosur.&quot;<\/font><\/font><\/span>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humor nga psikologjia si dhe rreth psikologjise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[196],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c52-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/psikologjia.com\/wordpress2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}